Tealish colored, half-opened drawer with the words junk drawer handwritten on the front and a stylized H as the drawer pull

EXHALE OVERSTUFFED EXPECTATIONS
INHALE SWEET RELIEF

For a little breathing room to sort out your priorities

Sorting out rad humans' backend bits & bobs. The ones who… run the world but need a little biz & tech support along the way.

This is a $297 3-hour session. Focused, contained, and low-commitment.You bring the to-do list and tell me what matters most. I handle it, and then document next steps for what’s left.

You get a little more breathing room in your day.

It's handled

You’ve gotten yourself into a bit of trouble, roomie, and I’m here to fix it.

You’ve stuffed a drawer full of all the things you didn’t have time for. All the small things that add up to big value.Half-finished tasks, tech hang-ups, inbox disasters, outdated organization, automation snafus, and a f*rkload of quick fixes. All the stray biz bits and bobs that were never quite urgent enough, but still managing to occupy a lot of mental real estate.

It's your biz’s Bermuda Triangle.

You know it’s there. You just… haven’t wanted to open it. Strange things have happened here. But those to dos are buzzing in the back of your mind like a mosquito you can't swat.And that’s okay. You’re running a biz, handling clients, building systems, juggling a million other things. Half this ish has probs been lurking in the junk drawer since 2000 and late, plotting its revenge on your sanity.

And yet… somehow, here you are.

Mostly intact and fully capable. Still breathing and running your biz. You just can't seem to do this right now.

  • Maybe it’s not your skill set.

  • Maybe it’s just not your jam.

  • Maybe you’re out of spoons & need a pause.

Whatever it is, doesn’t matter. You’re never out of options with me.

Hand off what needs doing for a hot sec so you can do your thing. I get in there, knock out as much as I can, and make sure what’s left is documented. I might could:

  • Triage your inbox,

  • Set up an email sequence,

  • Finish off those almost done things, &

  • Leave you with a little more room to breathe.

For three hours, your junk drawer is mine. I can’t wait to get my greedy little fingers in it.

I can’t promise miracles, so maybe not every single thing will be handled. Maybe some of it will eyeball you expectantly.

But I’ll tell you what exactly still needs doing and how. You can handle it later, without losing your sh*t.

Got a double-stuffed drawer?

3 hours not enough for everything crammed in your junk drawer? It’s 5X5, B. I got you.

Double-stuffed drawers are my fave. You get 2x as much time to do literally anything else, and I get twice the fun of getting my greedy little hands in there and tidying up your biz bits & bobs.

Same deal, just 6 hours of me rummaging through the drawer. Bring me the list. Tell me what matters most. I’ll get in there, start knocking ish off, and document whatever’s still giving absolutely not. All for $497.

Choose your drawer size at booking. 3 hours for a nicely stuffed drawer. 6 hours if your junk drawer has become a f*cking situation.

Basically, you get a bigger exhale. I get more time to play in your junk drawer.

Everybody wins.

BITS & BOBS BREAKDOWN

All the odds and ends you need for me to riffle through your junk drawer.

Any techy things that can get DONE in three hours. You gotta have your systems set up, but I can assist you with fixing, connecting, or streamlining them.

I could fix a Zapier automation, set up email filters, clear your inbox, make a quick spreadsheet, knock out a few other lingering tasks, and/or troubleshoot your website, Notion, or newsletter platform… you get the idea.

Email me if you’re unsure about whether your task makes the cut.

Three hours is the limit, but if one task takes all three hours, I’ll do it. I mostly work with: Zapier, ConvertKit, Flowdesk, Beehiv, Carrd, Squarespace, Thrivecart, Stripe, Buy Me a Coffee, Gmail, GSuite, Notion, Substack, Slack… and a few others.

Don’t see your platform here? Ask me. I love a challenge.

You schedule time on my calendar. We start with a quick 15-min check-in so we can double-check access to things and to confirm your prioritized list. Then I knock out as much as possible while you go do your thing. No need to sit with me for 3-hours. I got you.

Yep. Safe sharing only: Bitwarden or a Google Doc between us. Plus, my contract has a confidentiality clause. Your secrets are safe with me. It's why my hair's so big.

Yep, sorta. You get a week (M–F) of async support for quick fixes or troubleshooting after the session.

No stress. I document what’s left, so you know exactly what’s next. If you need more hands-on help, you can always book another session.

Gentle reminder this is designed to give you a little breathing room in your day, and not a long-term VA relationship.

Abso-f*cking-lutely! I love a wish list. Gimme your extras, and I’ll see what I can do in the remaining time.

Just so WE'RE QUEER...

  • You don’t have to justify why you haven’t done it.

  • You don’t have to train someone else to deal with it.

  • You just hand it over. I go in, and handle it.

Consider me your biz’s Swiss army knife.

Now, throw me your list. I’ve got CAFFEINE, AUDACITY, and BINAURAL BEATS to keep me focused.

See it. Pay for it. Sorted.