DFY BACKEND SUPPORT

OPEN YOUR JUNK DRAWER

You successfully built your biz. It's raining clients and money.

But your backend is clogged with ALL THE THINGS you never had the time, energy, or support to sort out.

YOU DON'T NEED ANOTHER PERSON TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.

You really need someone to get in there and just get things done. Maybe your fave Capacity Bestie inside your biz, for a whole day??

You bring the to dos and tech snafus. Tell me what must get done. I handle it, and document next steps for what’s left.

Get your time back to do more of what you love. Or maybe to just drink your water and touch some grass.

$797 | A backend rummage, a full day of getting things done, and a week of async support.

YOU'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN DIG THROUGH YOUR DRAWER.

"Book yourself some peace of mind and spaciousness on your calendar. Why do a task that takes you 4 hours when you could hand it over to Zeph, who will knock it out beautifully in an hour?"-- Sól (they|them)
Mystical Prism

BIG DRAWER. LITTLE DRAWER. ONE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD.

Every biz has one.

Little odds and ends jobs that keep following you around.
The admin you keep moving to tomorrow. The task you'd happily give to a VA, except explaining it feels like more work than doing it yourself. You could knock them out in twenty minutes, if you had twenty fckn minutes.

The thing that works, technically.
You know there's a better way to do it, but finding that better way means opening twelve tabs, watching three how to's, and following the White Rabbit for an afternoon. Maybe you know exactly what needs fixing. Maybe you just know that this can't be the way you keep doing this.

The stuff that's grown beyond a quick fix.
The process that needs rebuilding. The platform you want to migrate. The backend systems you've outgrown, but haven't had the capacity to reimagine.

Your biz doesn't care whether it's a 5-minute fix or a 5-hour rabbit hole. It all ends up in the same Junk Drawer.

Whether you've got three little jobs or a backend that's become a full-blown hostage situation, there's room to sort it all out.

BRING IT ON, BABES

YOU'VE HANDED THIS SH*T OFF BEFORE.

You thought, finally, someone else can deal with this.

Then you spent an hour explaining what needed doing. Answered questions. Found screenshots. Checked the work. Explained the work again. Fixed the thing that was supposed to be fixed.

And somehow you're still the one dealing with it.

Cool. Cool. Love that for absolutely fckn nobody.

When you bring your Junk Drawer to me, we look at what's going on. We figure out what needs doing, you choose what you want me to handle, and then I get my greedy little fingers in there to do the fckn work.

Bring me the thing that's making you want to tear your hair out.

That's enough for me to get started.

SORT THIS ISH OUT

"Not only did Zeph deliver, but they fixed things that had been bugging me for years."-- Chauna (she|her)
Breathwork Mentor

SO, LET'S GET IT SORTED.

Imagine having the time for more money-making moves, breathing room in your day, and a backend that's not threatening to spill its guts every time you open it.

THE RUMMAGE
We open up your Junk Drawer and rummage through what's in there. You tell me what's annoying tf out of you, what's taking too much time, and what's been waiting for you to have the capacity to deal with it.

THE SORT
Then I get to work. I get in there and sort out the things we've agreed on, whether that's a system, process, platform, automation, admin job, or some other backend shenanigans.

BUT DOES THE DRAWER CLOSE THERE? NOOPPPE.

ONE WEEK OF ASYNC SUPPORT
Once the work's done, you've got a week to come to me for quick fixes, troubleshooting, or questions that come up as you get back in biz.

LOOK WHAT WAS HIDING IN THEIR DRAWERS.

"You're straight to the point, no faffing around, very actionable. I felt supported, calm and safe. I knew you had the situation figured out and I could stop struggling to solve it alone and in my head."-- Kalyl (he|him)
Brand Drama Director

"ONE DAY could pass and you’d have solutions to the biggest things plaguing you."-- Madison (she|her)
Graphic Designer

THE JUNK DRAWER

  • 60-Minute Backend Rummage

  • DFY Backend Systems Sort

  • 1-Week Async Support

$797 (payment plans available)

BITS & BOBS BREAKDOWN

All the odds and ends you need for me to riffle through your junk drawer.

A little bit of everything, probably.

I could finish today's tasks that keep becoming tomorrow's problem. Fix the tech thing that's been pissing you off for three months. Connect the bits that refuse to speak to each other. Clean up a chaotic backend. Rebuild a wonky workflow...you get the idea.

Email me if you’re unsure about whether your task makes the cut.

There are a few things that don't belong in the Junk Drawer.

Anything that requires me to be available at a particular time, provide ongoing day-to-day support, or take on work that needs a completely different kind of expertise is probably better suited to another offer.

The Rummage helps us figure out whether your thing belongs here.

If you're wondering, put it in the drawer. We'll figure it out.

You start with a 60-minute Backend Rummage. Bring me the drawer.

Show me what's going on. Tell me what's been driving you fckn bonkers, what's taking too much time, and what's been sitting there because you haven't had the capacity to deal with it.

You choose what you want me to prioritize and I get things DONE.

Yep. Safe sharing only. Plus, my contract has a confidentiality clause. Your secrets are safe with me. It's why my hair's so big.

I've got my favorite children.

Notion, Flodesk, Kit, Squarespace, GSuite, Zapier, Substack, Slack, TidyCal, Calendly, Interamnia, ThriveCart, Kajabi, Stripe, Asana, Trello, DocuSign, RabbitSign, Teachable, Loom, Zoom — plus plenty of others I'm probably forgetting right now.

I know their personalities and where they hide the good stuff. I know which buttons to leave the fck alone.

Your biz doesn't need to live in one of my favorite tools for me to help. If you're somewhere else, bring me what you've got and we'll see what we can do.

If what you really need is someone in your corner on an ongoing basis, we can talk about that too.

Junk Drawer is for getting a bunch of ish handled. Ongoing support is a different relationship.

Take a Monthly Exhale for that.

Just so WE'RE QUEER...

  • You don’t have to justify why you haven’t done it.

  • You don’t have to train someone else to deal with it.

  • You just hand it over. I go in, and handle it.

Consider me your biz’s Swiss army knife.

Now, throw me your list. I’ve got CAFFEINE, AUDACITY, and BINAURAL BEATS to keep me focused.

See it. Pay for it. Sorted.